Health & Fitness
To Text, or Not To Text: That is the Question
A question that has plagued many of our famous literary figures has come to our very homes.
To text, or not to text: that is the question:
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous voice contact,
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Or take arms against the sea of talkers,
And by texting them end them? To text; to talk;
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No more; and by a text we say to end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That ears are heir to, ‘tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d. To text, to IM;
To IM, perchance to chat: ay, there’s the rub:
For in that text or IM what thoughts may come
When we have signed off the Facebook website,
Must give us pause: there’s the respect
That makes the calamity of so dated technology;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of non-smart phones,
The text message limit, the lack of web access,
The pangs of despised device separation, the law’s delay,
The insolence of schools that ban them and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
Whens he herself his cell not quieteth make
With a button push? Who would drama bear,
To grunt and sweat a weary homework assignment,
But that the hope of something after texting,
The undiscovered app from whose bourn,
No traveler returns, dazzles the mind
And makes us reject the features we have
And upgrade to those we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of screen resolution
Is sicklied o’er with the pale cast of thought,
And smartphones of great range and signal
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the number of our best friend. – Soft you now!
The fair iPhone! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my texts remember’d